Ich bin immer begeistert, wenn ich Listen mit Lebenstipps finde. Solche Listen gibt es wohl zu jedem Thema, aber ich denke man tut gut daran, sich – zumindest teilweise – an diese Kompakt-Weisheiten zu halten bzw. sich das beste davon rauszupicken.
Diese Liste habe ich auf unserer Reise gefunden. In einer Bar – natürlich…
- The best public restrooms are in hotels.
- After college, never stay out after midnight three nights in a row… Unless something really good comes up on the third night.
- If riding the bus doesn’t incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.
- When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.
- When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go. And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
- When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
- Tip more than you should.
- When the bouncer says it’s time for you to leave, it is.
- Buy expensive sunglasses. Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you. And it tells these women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.
- Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning.
- Eat brunch with friends at least every other weekend.
- Be a regular at more than one bar.
- No selfies. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a beautiful woman.
- Posting pictures on Facebook from a private jet or Vegas suite let’s everyone know it’s your first time… and probably the last.
- You can get away with a lot more if you’re the one buying the drinks.
- Ask for a salad instead of fries.
- Don’t split a check.
- Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
- When a bartender buys you a round, tip double.
- Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don’t mind that she’s eating yours.
- Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.
- One girlfriend at a time is probably enough.
- Throw parties. But have someone else clean up the next day.
- Measure yourself only against your previous self.
- If you wear a baseball cap in bars, the girls will assume you are balding.
- Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger.
- If she expects the person you are 20% of the time, 100% of the time, then she doesn’t want you.
- Always bring a bottle of something to the party.
- Avoid that “last” whiskey. You’ve probably had enough.
- If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs.
- Learn how to speak before a large audience.
- Do not buy the product insurance.
- No one cares if you are offended, so stop it.
- Never take an ex back. She tried to do better and is settling with you.
- Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.
- Read more. It allows you to borrow someone else’s brain, and will make you more interesting.
- Don’t ever say, “It is what it is.”
- Start a wine collection for your kids when they are born. Add a few cases every year without telling them. It’ll make a phenomenal gift in twenty years.
- Don’t gamble if losing $100 is going to piss you off.