{"id":7652,"date":"2013-10-30T19:27:46","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T18:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/?p=7652"},"modified":"2013-10-30T19:27:46","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T18:27:46","slug":"advice-for-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/30\/advice-for-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Advice for Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich bin immer begeistert, wenn ich Listen mit Lebenstipps finde. Solche Listen gibt es wohl zu jedem Thema, aber ich denke man tut gut daran, sich &#8211; zumindest teilweise &#8211; an diese Kompakt-Weisheiten zu halten bzw. sich das beste davon rauszupicken.<br \/>\nDiese Liste habe ich auf unserer Reise gefunden. In einer Bar &#8211; nat\u00fcrlich&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The best public restrooms are in hotels.<\/li>\n<li>After college, never stay out after midnight three nights in a row\u2026 Unless something really good comes up on the third night.<\/li>\n<li>If riding the bus doesn\u2019t incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.<\/li>\n<li>When the bartender asks, you should already know what you want to drink.<\/li>\n<li>When people don\u2019t invite you to a party, you really shouldn\u2019t go. And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn\u2019t go.<\/li>\n<li>When in doubt, always kiss the girl.<\/li>\n<li>Tip more than you should.<\/li>\n<li>When the bouncer says it\u2019s time for you to leave, it is.<\/li>\n<li>Buy expensive sunglasses. Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you. And it tells these women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.<\/li>\n<li>Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning.<\/li>\n<li>Eat brunch with friends at least every other weekend.<\/li>\n<li>Be a regular at more than one bar.<\/li>\n<li>No selfies. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of a beautiful woman.<\/li>\n<li>Posting pictures on Facebook from a private jet or Vegas suite let\u2019s everyone know it\u2019s your first time\u2026 and probably the last.<\/li>\n<li>You can get away with a lot more if you\u2019re the one buying the drinks.<\/li>\n<li>Ask for a salad instead of fries.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t split a check.<\/li>\n<li>Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.<\/li>\n<li>When a bartender buys you a round, tip double.<\/li>\n<li>Desserts are for women. Order one and pretend you don\u2019t mind that she\u2019s eating yours.<\/li>\n<li>Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size.<\/li>\n<li>One girlfriend at a time is probably enough.<\/li>\n<li>Throw parties. But have someone else clean up the next day.<\/li>\n<li>Measure yourself only against your previous self.<\/li>\n<li>If you wear a baseball cap in bars, the girls will assume you are balding.<\/li>\n<li>Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger.<\/li>\n<li>If she expects the person you are 20% of the time, 100% of the time, then she doesn\u2019t want you.<\/li>\n<li>Always bring a bottle of something to the party.<\/li>\n<li>Avoid that \u201clast\u201d whiskey. You\u2019ve probably had enough.<\/li>\n<li>If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs.<\/li>\n<li>Learn how to speak before a large audience.<\/li>\n<li>Do not buy the product insurance.<\/li>\n<li>No one cares if you are offended, so stop it.<\/li>\n<li>Never take an ex back. She tried to do better and is settling with you.<\/li>\n<li>Eating out alone can be magnificent. Find a place where you can sit at the bar.<\/li>\n<li>Read more. It allows you to borrow someone else\u2019s brain, and will make you more interesting.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t ever say, \u201cIt is what it is.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Start a wine collection for your kids when they are born. Add a few cases every year without telling them. It\u2019ll make a phenomenal gift in twenty years.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t gamble if losing $100 is going to piss you off.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich bin immer begeistert, wenn ich Listen mit Lebenstipps finde. Solche Listen gibt es wohl zu jedem Thema, aber ich denke man tut gut daran, sich &#8211; zumindest teilweise &#8211; an diese Kompakt-Weisheiten zu halten bzw. sich das beste davon rauszupicken. Diese Liste habe ich auf unserer Reise gefunden. 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