{"id":8102,"date":"2014-02-26T10:28:17","date_gmt":"2014-02-26T09:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/?p=8102"},"modified":"2014-02-26T10:28:17","modified_gmt":"2014-02-26T09:28:17","slug":"kamasutra-fuer-paare-die-schon-laenger-als-drei-jahre-zusammen-sind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/26\/kamasutra-fuer-paare-die-schon-laenger-als-drei-jahre-zusammen-sind\/","title":{"rendered":"Kamasutra f\u00fcr Paare, die schon l\u00e4nger als drei Jahre zusammen sind."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Diese kleinen Ausz\u00fcge habe ich <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/articles\/kama-sutra-for-couples-who-have-been-dating-for-over-three-years\" target=\"_blank\">hier gefunden.<\/a> Meine Highlights:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cThe Frisky Spoon\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nLie in bed with your partner. Ask to spoon, then hold her from behind. Ignore the cat that just jumped onto the bed. Press closer to her. When she says she\u2019s just tired and she didn\u2019t shower today, tell her it doesn\u2019t matter and kiss her neck. Glance at the clock and realize it actually is pretty late and you\u2019re supposed to have a performance review tomorrow with Glenn. Debate whether or not to ask Glenn for a raise. You\u2019ve hit about 60% of your year-end goals\u2026 is that enough? Go to sleep.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cEnduring Sweatpants\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nGreet him in sweatpants when he arrives home. Then don\u2019t take them off. Ever. Wear this pair of sweatpants for weeks. Don\u2019t walk around in lingerie or a cute pair of undies\u2014just stick with sweatpants and a messy bun. He doesn\u2019t notice either way so why not just get comfortable?<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cThe Streaming Marathon\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nWhen the two of you are alone in bed, cuddle up and do nothing but watch Netflix. Start kissing his neck and moving your hand down further and further until he says that you should really be paying attention because Breaking Bad is a very complex show with a lot of subtleties and he\u2019s not going to answer questions later on because you missed something. Watch Gus Fring subtly stab a man with a box cutter.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cSvelvik\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nAsk your man to help you build a new bed frame from IKEA and mention that there\u2019s a special treat in it for him when it\u2019s done. Wink. Order pizza as the two of you enter your third hour of bed building. Pull up a video tutorial on YouTube and immediately close it when he gets defensive. Lock the cat in the bathroom after she steals a wooden peg that was apparently important. Go to sleep on an air mattress.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Diese kleinen Ausz\u00fcge habe ich hier gefunden. Meine Highlights: \u201cThe Frisky Spoon\u201d Lie in bed with your partner. Ask to spoon, then hold her from behind. Ignore the cat that just jumped onto the bed. Press closer to her. When she says she\u2019s just tired and she didn\u2019t shower today, tell her it doesn\u2019t matter [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[280],"class_list":["post-8102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-leben","tag-kamasutra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kevinrechsteiner.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}